Golden Words of Hitler

:: Golden Words of Hitler ::

When u r in light, everything will follow u.

But when u enter dark, even your own shadow
will not follow u
that is life

God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends

Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.

Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're getting.

People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

You can't have everything - where would you put it?

Laugh and the world ignore you. Crying doesn't help either.

God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him.

Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.

Never trust a person who isn't having at least one crisis.

Goodness is the only investment that never fails.

The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.

Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.

Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted!

If we don't control our money, it will control us.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich..

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

If you r living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Learn from other people's mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them all yourself.

On the road, never argue with a vehicle heavier than yours.

One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

Life is funny if you don't think about it.

Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.

More doors are opened with 'please' than with keys.

A New Jewel in Crown of Sleeping politicians and Officials

A New Jewel in Crown of Sleeping politicians and Officials

Mumbai is free but not our country.
The Hostages have been released but we are still bounded.

Death toll may have mounted more than 400 but the government claims 183 died, as if 183 deaths is not a number.

Same old stories, same old age drama, same dialogues "Hand of Foreign countries",
When will our politicians and officials come out of their blankets and look around. They have sheilded and immunised themselves from all this trauma.

Every Indian might have been shocked and few may have even cried to see what happened in Mumbai, but our politicians remark "BADE SHEHRON ME AISA HOTA HAI" (Mr. R.R. Patil).

Few resignations, Few changes in ministry... same old pattern, No tough decisions, No signs of tough mentality.
AREN'T LIVES OF WE PEOPLE NOT SO IMPORTANT?

Where are now Raj Thackeray, Bal Thackeray? Why don't they arm up their GANGS against terrorists, as Raj did in Anti Marathi Campaign?
Now, Is he afraid of his life?

The real thing is that government just want people to forget everything by paying Rs.25 lakhs to the family of the deceased.

Did any other blast occurred in USA after 9/11, but here in India, every month there is one or more blasts taking place from last six months.
What the hell we are?

On the other hand, the deaths of martyrs are trying to be cashed down by some politicians in upcoming elections.
Instead of suggesting measures to improve and to work upon the Intelligence, Mrs. Vasundhara Raje is busy campaigning for BJP and picturising Congress negatively.
Madamji, what was Rajasthan government doing, when a series of blasts occurred in Jaipur??
Was even a single culprit caught after that?
You just said,"We won't tolerate this" Just keep saying this.

Can't we people come up and root out these bloody politicians first and probably the situation may improve?

The need is UNITY.
We'll have to come out of our shells, Sincere Youth will have to participate in politics.

Please suggest measures

INTERESTING DEFINITIONS

School:

A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

Love Affairs:

Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:

Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


Dictionary:

A place where success comes before work.

Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Father:

A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Life Insurance:

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

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12 signs when you LOVE someone

TWELVE:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.

TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

SIX:
They're all you think about.

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

CUTE PIC

HOW TWINS ARE MADE......

TEAM WORK

• TEAM SPIRIT Lots to learn from this one picture!!!!! !

Azure: New Support for the Cloud, New Skills Not Required

Last October at PDC, the Windows Azure team released the first CTP of Windows Azure along with the first SDK for developers who are interested in pushing their apps to the cloud. The team committed to releasing regular SDK updates, and today we are announcing an update to Windows Azure Tools for Visual Studio. This release includes:

• Visual Studio 2010 Beta 1 support
• Update for Visual Studio 2008 support
• Improved Visual Studio integration with Development Fabric and Development Storage

This is in addition to the current Windows Azure Tools for Visual Studio, which includes:

• C# and VB Project Templates for building Cloud Services
• Tools to change the Service Role configuration
• Integrated local development via Development Fabric and Development Storage services
• Debugging Cloud Service Roles running in the Development Fabric
• Building and packaging of Cloud Service Packages
• Browsing to the Azure Services Developer Portal

One of our key goals is to make your skills as a developer easily transferrable to new domains. If you learn .NET, pick a favorite language (like VB or C#), and learn Visual Studio, then you can easily use your skills to target the ASP.NET, Silverlight, SharePoint, Windows Mobile, and even the Xbox. The tooling support for Azure brings your same skill set forward into the Cloud.

You can download the latest SDK for Windows Azure here. If you’re interested in the cloud, check out the Windows Azure CTP and the SDK. Make sure to check out the how to videos here.

Enjoy!

Microsoft VS And Silverlight

A New Look for Visual Studio 2010

At the PDC and TechEd EMEA last year we described our new editor support built on the WPF technology in .NET Framework 4.0. Today I’m happy to reveal the new UI for Visual Studio, also built on WPF:

In this image you can see several areas of concentration:

• Reduced clutter and visual complexity by removing excessive lines and gradients in the UX and modernized the interface by removing outdated 3D bevels
• Placed focus on content areas by opening negative space between windows and drawing attention to the current focus with a dominant accent color and a distinctive background
• Added an inviting new palette to make VS 2010 more distinctive

In the following image you can see floating documents which allows you to utilize multiple monitors while designing your project and writing code:

This image shows new support in the editor for outlining:

• Triangle glyphs in the margin are used to collapse or expand your code blocks
• Collapsed sections of code are marked with an empty triangle (pointing straight) as well as a set of ellipses
• Colors on the margin indicate edits that have been made

The New Project dialog has also gotten an update to include online template viewing, a search box, and easier navigation. Multi-targeting remains in this version but now with .NET Framework 4.0 included as an option:

Visual Studio has a very broad and rich ecosystem of extensions written by our partners and folks like you. In VS2010 we wanted to make it easier for you to find those extensions and install them. We’ve enabled the new Extension Manager for this purpose:

With the Extension Manager you will be able to browse for templates and tools online and install them easily into the Visual Studio environment. The next public release of VS will have this new functionality and we’ll be hooking up the online capabilities through the Visual Studio Gallery as part of the final release.

These designs were developed and tested for user feedback by our User Experience team and implemented by the VS Platform team (excellent job!).

We hope you like the new look and feel of Visual Studio 2010. You’ll be able to play with these bits when we release Beta 1 which we are working hard on right now (no formal announce date just yet, stay tuned).

Enjoy!

Download the Microsoft Visual Studio^® 2010 Beta

It’s the next gen of next-gen applications. Download the Visual Studio 2010 Professional and Team System Betas and see for yourself how they’ve been designed inside and out to give you every advantage in creating groundbreaking applications — faster and easier than ever.

Download Visual Studio 2010 Professional Beta now
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Free Microsoft Product

Get started creating cool, fun projects with the right Visual Studio product.

To get started today, select an Express Edition product from the list below. You should run WindowsUpdate to ensure your computer is up-to-date before you install any Express Edition. Remember, Express Editions are not the complete Visual Studio product, but are tools designed for students and hobbyists.

Hard-core hobbyists and professional developers should get a complete edition of Visual Studio. Free trials are available for download before you decide to buy.

If you want the latest version of Visual Web Developer Express and SQL Server Express, along with all the latest IIS and ASP.NET updates and extensions, install everything at once with the Web Platform Installer.

NOTE: Visual Studio 2008 Express Editions with SP1 do NOT include the MSDN Express Library. Be sure to download the library separately. For more information about the Visual Studio 2008 Express Editions with SP1, please see this FAQ.

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Vadodara | Baroda: A glimpse into the past

This is a very interesting and insightful collection of writings, prints and images of what Vadodara/Baroda was way back in the past. I had originally received this as a .pdf document [.pdf = Portable Document Format].

In order to be able to share it such that ~TimePass~ readers can actually see the pictures instead of having to download and use Adobe to view the file, I created a slideshow presentation from the .pdf.

Here it is:

Baroda

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To view in Full Screen mode click the |on SlideShare| link in the presentation window above and then the image/icon of a screen to change to full screen mode

Oh! Baroda

HAMARA BARODA

Woh room zoom ki pani puri, Woh ellora park ki chaat,
Woh Dairy Den ki ice cream, Waah! usme thi kuch baat.

Woh Ambassodar ki mithai, Woh South Corner ka dosa,
Woh FNF ki pav bhaji aur Payal ka samosa.

Woh rikshaw ka ’suffer’, Woh Sur sagar ki hawa,
Woh dutch roses ke kante aur Kamatibaug ka sama.

Woh december ki zara si sardi, Woh baarishon ke mahiney,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chut-te they paseeney.

Woh holi ki masti, Woh navratri ka garba,
Woh diwali ke patakhe aur ganpati ka shor o sharaba.

Woh R.C. Dutt Road ka mahol, Woh Fatehgunj ki leheren,
Woh doobte suraj ka nazara, Waah! uska kya kehena.

Woh Muffins ke puff, Woh Khokha ki chai,
Woh Jagdish ke bhakarwadi, Woh mahadev ka “Sev Usal”.
Woh Raju aur yusuf ki Omlet,

Woh Rajashree ka samosa aur National Plaza mein shopping,
Woh Sayajigung(homescience)ka nazara aur Concorde building.

Woh Alpana cinema ke queue, Woh black ki pink ticket,
Woh Polo club ka maidan, jahan bachche practice karte hain cricket.

Itni cheezen kehene ke baad, aur kitni karoon mein abaad,
Yeh shehar hain mera apna, jiska naam hai
B A R O D A !!

Indian Railways Food Service | From out of the box!

I wrote about the very ‘Indian’ way of communication via email by Indian Railways. Bharat B had FWDed a powerpoint slide presentation of wierd and wonderful pictures and one of them caught my attention, especially since the Indian Railways context is still pretty fresh.

Those who have traveled on Indian Railways trains will know that the compartments – the ‘bogies’ - are supposed to be connected. This is supposed to allow passengers free movement through the whole train, thus making use of the ‘Pantry Car’ for a quick snack or a meal. The only time the compartments are intentionally disconnected is when the two adjoining compartments are of a different ‘class’ [ eg: First Class / Coach Class].

However, it is quite often that this passageway is not safe (when has it ever been safe, you may ask!) or due to ‘technical difficulties’ the passageway is not usable. Even at times such as this, Mr Hungry in a First Class compartment, probably towards either end of the train, wants to have his ‘Chai’ which is available only from the ‘Pantry Car’, usually located around the middle of the train. (This is to allow for ease and speed of food transfer from the kitchens at the stations – which are usually around the middle of platform!)

So the innovative, never-say-die, need-to-get-the-money-for-this-food, waiters have to ’step up’ & ’step out’ – practically ‘Step out of the Box’ - and move between the closed off compartments by using the doors. One goes across; Both hang on for dear life, expertly balancing the tray and passing it on, while the train is moving.

Amazing to folks who have not seen this before, but an ‘everyday’ occurrence for people who have traveled Indian Railways.

India! Simply India!

Download Free Windows 7 New 22 Themes for Windows 7

After installing windows 7 you can change the themes, by a simple trick to get Windows 7 hidden themes which are basically country based Windows 7 themes and will be activated when you are user from those country.

Besides the 5 default themes and 5 hidden Windows 7 themes, there are more 22 wonderful themes you can download for free. Click on any windows 7 theme to download and install.

To download more themes click here


NOTE: These themes won't work with Windows XP or Windows Vista.

Download Windows 7 Build 7068 Leaked torrent

Now there has been another leak for Windows 7. This time its build 7068, there has been a lot of speculation of this build being a fake but now its confirmed.Windows 7 BUILD 7068 IS NOT A FAKE.


The build string: 7068.0.090321-1322_x64fre_client_en-us_Retail_Ultimate-GRC1CULXFRER_EN_DVD. The build was not sent out to tech testers and was for OEMs to work with. Most users will not find this in their Microsoft Connect account.

Read More :Windows 7 Build 7068 Leaked via torrents

Windows 7 Transformation Pack for Windows XP

Here is a Windows 7 Transformation pack for all the Windows XP users who are bored of the XP looks. This theme is created by Adminn of deviantART. Below are the Screenshots of Windows 7 Transformation Pack.


Download : Windows 7 Transformation Pack for Windows XP

Kaspersky Lab Released Technical Preview of Kaspersky Anti-Virus for Windows 7

Antivirus company Kaspersky, working on antivirus for windows 7, as proof to this Kaspersky Lab released first technical preview of kaspersky antivirus for windows 7 which is complex solution for securing computers running under Windows 7.

Features of Kaspersky Antivirus for Windows 7 Technical Preview

1. New Improved Antivirus engine

2. Dramatically increased in system scanning speed

3. Improved processing of objects and optimized use of system.

4. Unique product architecture ensures high productivity

5. Lowest uses of system resources in the industry.

Kaspersky antivirus for windows 7 has capability to learn from program actions and then concludes with a high degree of probability whether it is potentially harmful. Kaspersky Antivirus for windows 7 technical preview free for use and available for download.

Download Kaspersky Antivirus for Windows 7 (Version 8.0.0.1015) Technical Preview
amd also check out these release notes.

Download Freeware Win7codesc 1.0 Alpha Codec Pack for Windows 7

Even though windows 7 has latest Windows Media Player 12 the capability of playing all types of video and movie format can not be achieved without installing codec packs. So here is first Freeware, specifically designed codec pack for windows 7, win7codecs 1.0 Alpha.

Win7codecs contains bare minimum of codecs required by most computer users. Win7codes installer will automatically detect and remove any existing installed codecs on your windows 7.

Win7codesc doesn’t contain any media player and it does not associate file-types with this package installed you will be able to use any media player to play all movies and video clips.

You can select specific codec if you wish not to install full codec pack also Win7Codesc installer supports 18 Localization languages. You can also play streaming video in any format in your browser with the help of Win7codesc.

Win7Codecs Codec List

Free Unlimited Activation Product Key to Activate Windows 7 Beta

The hack to get Windows 7 Beta product key may not be necessary because unlimited public activation key for Windows 7 Beta is now released.

To get the Windows 7 Beta product key now immediately, follow these steps:

1. Visit Microsoft TechNet.
2. Click on Sign In link on the top right corner, and login to Microsoft TechNet with a valid Windows Live ID. You can log in even if you’re not a TechNet subscriber.

3. Copy and paste the following URL to the address bar of the web browser tab or window used to login to Microsoft TechNet:

32-bit Product Key: https://www.microsoft.com/betaexperience/scripts/gcs.aspx?Product=tn-win7-32-ww&LCID=1033

64-bit Product Key: https://www.microsoft.com/betaexperience/scripts/gcs.aspx?Product=tn-win7-64-ww&LCID=1033

Tip: 64-bit Product Key can be used to activate 32-bit Windows 7 Beta too.
4. If “The site is currently experiencing technical difficulties, please check back in the next business day” or “Server Busy” error occurs, just refresh the page and keep trying again.

Microsoft have only publish a few activate product keys, here are the five (5) product keys to activate the evaluation copy of Windows 7 Beta for unlimited times are listed below.

Windows 7 Beta 64-bit Product Key

7XRCQ-RPY28-YY9P8-R6HD8-84GH3
JYDV8-H8VXG-74RPT-6BJPB-X42V4
482XP-6J9WR-4JXT3-VBPP6-FQF4M
JYDV8-H8VXG-74RPT-6BJPB-X42V4
D9RHV-JG8XC-C77H2-3YF6D-RYRJ9

Windows 7 Beta 32-bit Product Key

6JKV2-QPB8H-RQ893-FW7TM-PBJ73
TQ32R-WFBDM-GFHD2-QGVMH-3P9GC
GG4MQ-MGK72-HVXFW-KHCRF-KW6KY
4HJRK-X6Q28-HWRFY-WDYHJ-K8HDH
QXV7B-K78W2-QGPR6-9FWH9-KGMM7

So download and install Windows 7 Beta now. No registration is required.
NOTE: Even after been activated, Windows 7 Beta will still expire on August 1, 2009.

Get Free Windows 7 Beta Product Key

Get Free Windows 7 Beta Product Key from Microsoft itself.
n The Technet page it gives you a error message instead of allowing you to download. It’s not sure how long the registration participation in Windows 7 Beta CPP will be re-opened.
Here’s the direct links to get a valid, genuine and working product key to activate Windows 7 without delay, instantly.

Windows 7 Beta 64-bit Product Key: https://www.microsoft.com/betaexperience/productkeys/win7-64/enus/default.aspx


Windows 7 Beta 32-bit Product Key: https://www.microsoft.com/betaexperience/productkeys/win7-32/enus/default.aspx

Firstly,you may need to sign in to Windows Live account, and probably also have fill out the Windows 7 beta profile (before the link is taken down, or try to login to https://profile.microsoft.com/) to make it working. Only 2.5 millions free product key is available for grab, and the product key appears to be only valid for Windows 7 Ultimate edition, and not Windows 7 Home Premium or Business editions.

Activate Windows 7 beta 1 with Windows 7 beta Genuine Activation PlusPatcher V5

Windows 7 beta 1 Got leaked on last week of December 2008 before Microsoft actual announcement. Since this leaked Windows 7 beta 1 is with time limit it will get expiry on 1 June 2009 and once your Windows 7 beta 1 is expired you need to remove windows 7 beta 1. Windows 7 official Beta testers have got serial keys which can activate windows 7 beta 1 and can be used for longer period.

PlushPatcher V5 is first Windows 7 beta Genuine Activation patch which can genuinely activate your Windows 7 Beta 1. PlusPatch V5 is first multi purpose activation patch.

PlusPatcher v5 can also Remove watermark from Windows 7 beta 1, Remove Send feedback option, Rearm Windows 7 up to five times.

Screenshot of Windows 7 Beta Genuine PlusPatcher v5

You need to run PlusPatcher V5 in safe mode with administrative privileges. PlusPatcher v5 supports all beta versions and X86 and X64 versions of windows 7.
Download: Widows 7 beta Genuine Activation Patch Pluspatcher V5 (Torrent Link) and activate your Windows 7 Beta 1.

Alternative Link:
Download Widows 7 beta Genuine Activation Patch Pluspatcher V5.

How to remove Windows 7 , Windows Vista and Windows Server 2008 Watermark from Desktop

In Windows Vista, Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008, there are several watermarks the may appear on the corners of desktop to remind what mode or state of Windows operating system is currently running in. For example, “Evaluation Copy” for unactivated Windows, “For testing purpose only” for beta or release candidate software, “Test Mode” when test signing mode is turned on, and “Safe Mode” when user presses F8 to boot into Safe Mode.

Download RemoveWatermark

Current Version: V0.3 released at 2008.12.10
Download Link 1: RemoveWatermark_20081210.zip
Download Link 2: RemoveWatermark_20081210.zip

Note that the ZIP package contains two RemoveWatermark executables, namely RemoveWatermarkX86.exe (for 32-bit x86 system) and RemoveWatermarkX64.exe (for 64-bit x64 system). Run the corresponding program as administrator. There is no need to reboot to Safe Mode as the program can operate in normal mode.

After successful patching and modification, restart the computer for the change to take effect. The original user32.dll.mui (all watermarks is stored in this file) is renamed and backed up to user32.dll.backup. Thus, in the event of any error, and when you decide to restore to original desktop, just go to \Windows\System32\[language folder] to rename back the user32.dll.backup to user32.dll.mui.

Download Free Windows 7 Skin for Windows Media player 11

Windows Media Player is a default media player for windows operating system. However due to lack of support to various media format windows media player is rarely used until windows media player 11 which has many promising features and best look and feel. However Windows Media Player 11 is only available with windows vista only.

We all expect to personalize and customize Windows Media Player, well then here is Windows 7 skin for Windows Media Player 11 (WMP 11). The Windows 7 skin is not designed to be a Windows Media Player 12 copy, but rather to make Windows Media Player 11 look like a Windows 7 app.

Screenshot of windows 7 skin for Windows Media Player 11

NOTE:
Please keep in mind that windows 7 skin is for windows media player 11 on vista only. This skin requires you to change system files and registry entries. Doing this incorrectly may cause Windows or some of its components to stop working properly. Be sure to make back-ups before actually changing anything.

Download Free Widows 7 Skin for Windows Media Player 11.

Windows 7 Gmail Notifier

Neowin member daty2k1 has released a Windows 7 Gmail application.

The notifier is similar to the current official Google notifier application
that sits in the system tray and notifies users of new messages in their Gmail inbox.

This version of the notifier is tuned for Windows 7 only and runs as a task bar application:
When the application detects a new mail it shows the following notifications:

If you change your Gmail password or you have no internet connection
the application will notify you:
Download : Windows 7 Gmail Notifier