School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
Love Affairs:
Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
Love Affairs:
Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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