Rules and principles for students

5 Rules for students

1. Never make noise in class because it disturbs others who are sleeping
2. .Be absent to keep campus clean.
3. Take some fruits for animals in the staff room.
4. Always take bags because it acts like a pillow.
5. Never be early to class otherwise no one will notice you...!!!

5 Principles of students life:

• Love your bed , it is your temple
• Relax in the day so that you can sleep at night
• Dont do something omorrow that you can do day after
  tomorrow
• If you feel like studying sit down and wait till the feeling
  goes away.
• Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for sick
  people.

5 Points to prove that you are a normal student

1. Unnecessary talk on the phone
2. Plan each day to study but at the end of the day "kal se pakka"
3. You have all notes but study one day before the exam.
4. Right now you are thinking of forwarding this to all your friends.
5. On each point you smiled because its true..!!!

Why do students fail in exams...?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is ur birthday. How can you study on your B'day??
Balance = 0 "How can a student pass

Movie titles related to students and exams

Exams: socha na tha,
Classes: kabhi kabhi,
Question papers: Na tum jano na hum,
Copying: Yaarana,
Maths1: Asambhav,
Maths2:Mission impossible,
1st semester: kuch to hai,
2nd semester: yeh kya ho raha hai,
Distinction: Kal ho na ho,
1st class: Raju ban gaya gentleman,
2nd class:Dil mange more,
Fail: Phir milenge..........!!!

BEST OF LUCK FOR YOUR EXAMS EVERYBODY.